come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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