Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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