do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
