Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Pants are for mortals
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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