And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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