doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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