yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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