Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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