If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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