i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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