I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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