It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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