Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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