I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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