If that was your dad, he is hot
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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