Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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