OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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