Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
vagina is talking i cant
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Randomize
