I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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