It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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