Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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