u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I think your dad took our porno
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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