the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm passing your future prison.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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