Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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