why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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