Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Randomize
