At least make sure they are 18
Why
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
there's paper in my vomit.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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