Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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