1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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