i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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we were pretty classy up until the second keg
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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