According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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