She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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