can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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