How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
