Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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