like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
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