HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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