his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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