A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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