I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
