Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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