Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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