Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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