Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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