Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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