We should be called the Road Head Warriors
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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