ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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