brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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