I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
We had to coat check the pizza.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
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