We're like a lot better than the average bears
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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