on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I need to calm my uterus...
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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