That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
You dont lie about slip and slides
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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