if i can run in heels then i can drive
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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