i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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