What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Too much gin, very little bucket
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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